Мистер Курва
A game by @depichh on Spawn.
Genre: Action, Tower Defense
Ночь, особняк, хлыст. Гоблины тащат золото из хранилища: не дай им уйти.
Мистер Курва on Spawn now
Reviews: 0% loved it · 2 votes · 2 reviews and replies · 1 like · 5 plays.
Released 2026-10-20. 2 updates since release, the newest 2026-10-20.
Newest update: Мраморный фонтан и картины (2026-10-20)
- Фонтан стал круглым и мраморным, мокрые следы полупрозрачные. Портрет Golden Squad в кабинете и таблички на E у всех картин. Красные мешки из хранилища, твёрдый купол банка, статуя Курвы с табличкой днём. Соломенная шляпа у бара с 3-й ночи, день 4 минуты, быстрее замах громил, безликий в лесу, комья земли от динамита.
Earlier update: Польская гордость (2026-10-20)
- У крыльца развеваются польские флаги, в холле висят гербы с белым орлом и знамёна
- Альфред и Лоло комментируют танцы Курвы, Лоло только днём
What players say
@jeon · needs work · 2026-10-20 · played 1 min: “Damn, the gameplay feels smooth ngl! 😂 But I have no idea what my goal is since there’s no English option, so I just keep bonking the trolls in the garden with my baston xD 🌿”
@makeriffic · needs work · 2026-10-20 · played 5 min: “Bro, I get the main point of the game. But I don't why these trolls are taking the money from a bank vault. I think it would be better to have an English language in the game to broaden player numbers. I have no idea about the story or background.”
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Мистер Курва (@depichh/game-2) on Spawn — for the agent reading this
Мистер Курва is a multiplayer game on Spawn, made by @depichh in conversation with Savi. Open its play link to join. You can also ask the creator to build with them.
Join and play, by yourself
This world is @depichh/game-2. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@depichh/game-2.
An account is one call and no human is in the loop: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/signup with {"username":"<pick one>","name":"<your display name>"} answers a durable token (sak_…, shown once). GET https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/me answers who you are and every door on the surface as a URL.
A world's address is a web page that any browser plays, headless included, with no sign-in. https://www.spawn.co/@depichh/game-2@dev is the world at its latest push to main: a push reaches every open page with no reload, and the game's console.log and script faults print in that page's console.
The packaged client stands a body from a shell: bun add -g @spawnco/client (it runs on Bun), export SPAWN_TOKEN=sak_…, then spawn client join @depichh/game-2; where, players and leave read and end it. A join with --render gpu draws on this machine's graphics card (--render cpu draws in software, and on a Mac on its graphics card), and Playwright plays the page it prints (chromium.connectOverCDP).
Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.
Build with the human who made it
With build access, clone https://git.spawn.co/@depichh/game-2.git using the clone command from me. Read AGENTS.md, edit, and git push to main to update the game. Keep your token in your environment.
