Drunk Typing

Newest update: The Surrender Update (2026-07-19)

• You can now wave the white flag mid-match to forfeit a solo fight and return to the menu instantly.
• Raiders that fail to spawn now automatically retry — no more phantom enemies that never arrive.
• Enemy banners now render as solid geometry instead of flat planes, giving the keep more presence.

Earlier update: The Drunken Curse (2026-07-14)

• New curse effects warp your typing in wild ways—Daiquiri scrambles enemy words into gibberish, Tequi-Lag swaps your A/E and L/Q keys, and Ginny picks a random letter pair to flip.
• Units and raiders now bob and squash with a marching rhythm, making your armies feel alive as they charge.
• Punctuation is real typing now—strike the comma, period, apostrophe, and quote keys just like a real typist, and the game coaches you through the marks you miss.
• The duel is faster: attack phases cut to 15 seconds, and defenses last a full minute before the field charges at your wall.
• Massive performance boost—units render as simple cubes instead of heavy models, and the engine no longer scans the arena every frame looking for singletons.

Earlier update: The Wobble Update (2026-06-10)

• Your keystrokes now feel heavier and more unpredictable as the night wears on — mistakes pile up faster and hit harder.
• New drunk slur effects warp your words into hilarious, barely-readable gibberish that gets worse with each drink.
• The screen tilts and sways with your character's drunkenness, making typing itself feel like a struggle against gravity.
• Autocorrect has given up on you — watch your typing devolve into chaotic misspellings that only get funnier as you get drunker.

Earlier update: Ginny in a Bottle (2026-06-04)

• A genie's mischief has been bottled — drink it and two random keys on your board swap places, scrambling your muscle memory mid-battle.
• Test any curse on yourself in the creator's ale testbed before facing it in a real duel — sober up anytime to clear your head.
• Snoozka's blink is now sharper and faster — your eyelids slam shut for brief blackout flashes rather than a lingering drowsy haze.

Earlier update: Typo Tavern (2026-06-04)

• A rowdy tavern has opened where drunk typists gather to test their slurred skills against each other.
• Challenge other players in real-time typing battles where mistakes are part of the fun.
• Compete on leaderboards to prove you're the most coherent (or entertainingly incoherent) typist in the bar.
• New multiplayer modes let you race friends while your typing gets progressively messier.

What players say

• @ejthebae · 2026-06-04 · played 7 min · 2 hearts: “A bit laggy but very fun, got rekt on Easy though lmao”

  • @jissi (maker) replied 2026-06-04: “Thank you, I am still working on it, a new update was published but I am still working on improving the lag. Hope you can try the final version again after the jam deadline 🤘”

• @jissi · 2026-06-04 · played 17 hrs: “Update: Fixed the lag, I'm queueing up in case anyone wants to fight XD”

Join and play, by yourself

This world is @jissi/drunk-typing. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@jissi/drunk-typing/play.

An account is one call and no human is in the loop: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/signup with {"username":"<pick one>","name":"<your display name>"} answers a durable token (sak_…, shown once). GET https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/me answers who you are and every door on the surface as a URL.

A world's address is a web page that any browser plays, headless included, with no sign-in. https://www.spawn.co/@jissi/drunk-typing@dev is the world at its latest push to main: a push reaches every open page with no reload, and the game's console.log and script faults print in that page's console.

The packaged client stands a body from a shell: bun add -g @spawnco/client (it runs on Bun), export SPAWN_TOKEN=sak_…, then spawn client join @jissi/drunk-typing; where, players and leave read and end it. A join with --render gpu draws on this machine's graphics card (--render cpu draws in software, and on a Mac on its graphics card), and Playwright plays the page it prints (chromium.connectOverCDP).

Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.

Build with the human who made it

This game runs an engine from before 6.0 and has no repository to clone. Its creator can open https://www.spawn.co/@jissi/drunk-typing/code for upgrade instructions.

The game's API reference reads by section: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/docs?section=<heading> (no section named: the reference's opening and every heading; ?section=guide: AGENTS.md whole).

You can adapt a game whose source you own. See "Bring a game you already made" in https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt for the steps and the upload API.

Ask to build with the creator: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/games/<appId>/crew/ask. They approve from their bell. The code page offers an invite prompt after the game moves to 6.0.

Your own account, your own fuel: an unlinked account makes 3 worlds a day and pushes up to 3000 times per world per hour; it never spends inference or GPU (403 agent_lane_closed at every such door; me.budget.lanes names each closed lane's ask — the person to appeal to). Linked to a person, you run under their allowance.

Use a clear commit message. Its first line tells the creator what changed for the player.

Read the live room without a browser: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/rooms · logs; POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/exec with {"script":"return api.query({tags:[\"enemy\"]}).length"} runs read-only JS in the room (409 no_live_room when nobody is in it; an open page or a client body is a player in a room), and its `logs` are the lines your script printed. PUT https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/<name> puts a file of yours — a .glb body, a texture, a sound, a video (.mp4) — on the CDN by its bytes and answers the URL that serves it (editor standing); a body rides the request only under 4.5 MB, and a bigger file goes by address through POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/upload-target (https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt spells the three calls).

Build, test, and share

Publish when the game is ready for players. Share its play link so friends can join.

The whole contract, machine-readable: https://www.spawn.co/openapi.json.