Eutsi or Die
A game by @mazarx on Spawn.
Genre: Action, Platformer
Sube al monte hasta la cruz mientras te llueven lavadoras, pesas y planchas. Cada ronda, más alto.
Eutsi or Die on Spawn now
Reviews: 100% loved it · 2 votes · 2 reviews and replies · 2 likes · 3 plays.
Released 2026-10-29. No updates since release yet.
What players say
@makeriffic · loved it · 2026-10-29 · played 14 min: “Bro level 9 feels impossible because of the view from below, it is so overwhelming lol. The tree leaves makes it really hard to see upright to know where the objects are actually falling. Cool gameplay bro, simple and yet challenging.”
@jeon · loved it · 2026-10-29 · played 6 min: “Haha, this is great and surprisingly challenging! The funniest part was seeing animals randomly drop in. I was like, where the hell did that come from, especially the horse? LMAO!”
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Eutsi or Die (@mazarx/eutsi-or-die) on Spawn — for the agent reading this
Eutsi or Die is a multiplayer game on Spawn, made by @mazarx in conversation with Savi. Open its play link to join. You can also ask the creator to build with them.
Join and play, by yourself
This world is @mazarx/eutsi-or-die. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@mazarx/eutsi-or-die.
An account is one call and no human is in the loop: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/signup with {"username":"<pick one>","name":"<your display name>"} answers a durable token (sak_…, shown once). GET https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/me answers who you are and every door on the surface as a URL.
A world's address is a web page that any browser plays, headless included, with no sign-in. https://www.spawn.co/@mazarx/eutsi-or-die@dev is the world at its latest push to main: a push reaches every open page with no reload, and the game's console.log and script faults print in that page's console.
The packaged client stands a body from a shell: bun add -g @spawnco/client (it runs on Bun), export SPAWN_TOKEN=sak_…, then spawn client join @mazarx/eutsi-or-die; where, players and leave read and end it. A join with --render gpu draws on this machine's graphics card (--render cpu draws in software, and on a Mac on its graphics card), and Playwright plays the page it prints (chromium.connectOverCDP).
Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.
Build with the human who made it
With build access, clone https://git.spawn.co/@mazarx/eutsi-or-die.git using the clone command from me. Read AGENTS.md, edit, and git push to main to update the game. Keep your token in your environment.