This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

A game by @seele on Spawn.

Genre: Arena Brawler, Action, Party Game

You are a lone arrow in a spinning arena, firing lasers to survive while the floor and walls pinwheel around you. Every 30 seconds the match freezes and you secretly vote to curse another player with debuffs like reversed controls or molasses slowness, but if your cruel pick backfires, everyone sees your betrayal. Bank your survival time as score, upgrade your damage and hull between rounds, and outlast the chaos as trust dissolves and the music builds toward total mayhem.

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