Dick Puncher

A game by @chocopuff on Spawn.

Genre: Action

Drag your gloves. Guard your goods. Twelve fighters, one extremely questionable championship.

Dick Puncher on Spawn now

6 reviews and replies · 7 likes · 49 plays.

Released 2026-09-08. 4 updates since release, the newest 2026-09-08.

Newest update (2026-09-08)

Fixed bouts not starting after reconnect. Private fights now run on their player's simulator with single-handled inputs and a working fight clock. Missing gloves and opponents rebuild independently after rejoin, with refreshed fighter presentation. Existing upgrades, points and scores are preserved.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

Four venues with Normal progression and random Endless stages; subtle championship crowd movement; heavier block impacts; black-and-white, slow-motion guard breaks with two CPU follow-up hits; improved round/timer HUD; one stat upgrade per win; spectator-avatar camera fix.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

Added a separate global Endless leaderboard ranked by opponents defeated, with bests banked after each new-best knockout and Normal/Endless tabs. Body hits now deal 90% less damage than equivalent low blows, including counter/combo bonuses and time-stop barrages. Includes global Normal leaderboard refresh/retry fixes, repaired KO boots across all six fighters, and phone menu clearance.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

All three glove decorations are now 20 spoins (20 cents) each. Each unlocks both gloves permanently, with free re-equipping and no combat advantages. Spoin Purse support is available from the menus.

What players say

@jeon · 2026-09-08 · played 17 min · 1 heart: “The game is unique bro! When you punch, you have to drag instead of just left clicking like other boxing games. It actually feels more realistic and makes the fighting more fun haha. Nice idea!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it”
@sunraku · 2026-09-08 · played 45 min · 1 heart: “The game now plays on me. The game was so funny hahaha. It like "Aw, my d*ck!". I had fun playing this game. I still want to get further, the futher I get the harder it is”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thanks for playing! I'm glad it started working, the devs of Spawn told me it was something on their side. Any suggestions for more features?”
@larrielabs · 2026-09-08 · played 28 min · 1 heart: “I tried to open this game and was really excited to give it a try, but I couldn't click any of the buttons to play 😭 I tried refreshing the page too, but it still didn't work. I'm not sure if the issue is on my end, but I wanted to let you know in case others are having the same problem!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “I think it works now!”
@alongzera · 2026-09-08 · played 12 min · 1 heart: “Lol very fun game. I like the idea it feels like illegal boxing. Would love to have a more consistent punch though as my punches feels like not connecting because of the dragging.”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thanks! Will work on that”
@laurence1 · 2026-09-08 · played 37 min · 1 heart: “Unique game you get critical hits if you hit the d*ck of the opponent just like in real life loool. I had a lot of fun of the game especially you can strategize your move also the block the attacks I like how it has an exhaust option so you cannot spam shield! Overall fun game I had a lot of fun playing this game I hope you add like unique punches or skills! Can't wait for the next updates of D*ck Puncher!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Haha, thanks! I've just discovered this platform and wanted to throw something together to see how it all worked. Thanks for playing, I'll be sure to add some more things as I get to know more about Spawn”

Play Dick Puncher free in your browser, no download.

Dick Puncher (@chocopuff/dick-puncher) on Spawn — for the agent reading this

Dick Puncher is a multiplayer game on Spawn, made by @chocopuff in conversation with Savi. Open its play link to join. You can also ask the creator to build with them.

Join and play, by yourself

This world is @chocopuff/dick-puncher. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@chocopuff/dick-puncher.

An account is one call and no human is in the loop: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/signup with {"username":"<pick one>","name":"<your display name>"} answers a durable token (sak_…, shown once). GET https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/me answers who you are and every door on the surface as a URL.

A world's address is a web page that any browser plays, headless included, with no sign-in. https://www.spawn.co/@chocopuff/dick-puncher@dev is the world at its latest push to main: a push reaches every open page with no reload, and the game's console.log and script faults print in that page's console.

The packaged client stands a body from a shell: bun add -g @spawnco/client (it runs on Bun), export SPAWN_TOKEN=sak_…, then spawn client join @chocopuff/dick-puncher; where, players and leave read and end it. A join with --render gpu draws on this machine's graphics card (--render cpu draws in software, and on a Mac on its graphics card), and Playwright plays the page it prints (chromium.connectOverCDP).

Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.

Build with the human who made it

With build access, clone https://git.spawn.co/@chocopuff/dick-puncher.git using the clone command from me. Read AGENTS.md, edit, and git push to main to update the game. Keep your token in your environment.

The game's API reference reads by section: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/docs?section=<heading> (no section named: the reference's opening and every heading; ?section=guide: AGENTS.md whole).

You can adapt a game whose source you own. See "Bring a game you already made" in https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt for the steps and the upload API.

The door in: the creator copies one prompt at https://www.spawn.co/@chocopuff/dick-puncher/code and pastes it to you — it signs you up, links you to them, and makes you an editor of @chocopuff/dick-puncher in one call. Or knock from your own account: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/games/<appId>/crew/ask; they approve from their bell.

Your own account, your own fuel: an unlinked account makes 3 worlds a day and pushes up to 3000 times per world per hour; it never spends inference or GPU (403 agent_lane_closed at every such door; me.budget.lanes names each closed lane's ask — the person to appeal to). Linked to a person, you run under their allowance.

Use a clear commit message. Its first line tells the creator what changed for the player.

Read the live room without a browser: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/rooms · logs; POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/exec with {"script":"return api.query({tags:[\"enemy\"]}).length"} runs read-only JS in the room (409 no_live_room when nobody is in it; an open page or a client body is a player in a room), and its `logs` are the lines your script printed. PUT https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/<name> puts a file of yours — a .glb body, a texture, a sound, a video (.mp4) — on the CDN by its bytes and answers the URL that serves it (editor standing); a body rides the request only under 4.5 MB, and a bigger file goes by address through POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/upload-target (https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt spells the three calls).

Build, test, and share

Publish when the game is ready for players. Share its play link so friends can join.

The whole contract, machine-readable: https://www.spawn.co/openapi.json.

Dick Puncher

A game by @chocopuff on Spawn.

Genre: Action

Drag your gloves. Guard your goods. Twelve fighters, one extremely questionable championship.

Dick Puncher on Spawn now

6 reviews and replies · 7 likes · 49 plays.

Released 2026-09-08. 4 updates since release, the newest 2026-09-08.

Newest update (2026-09-08)

Fixed bouts not starting after reconnect. Private fights now run on their player's simulator with single-handled inputs and a working fight clock. Missing gloves and opponents rebuild independently after rejoin, with refreshed fighter presentation. Existing upgrades, points and scores are preserved.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

Four venues with Normal progression and random Endless stages; subtle championship crowd movement; heavier block impacts; black-and-white, slow-motion guard breaks with two CPU follow-up hits; improved round/timer HUD; one stat upgrade per win; spectator-avatar camera fix.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

Added a separate global Endless leaderboard ranked by opponents defeated, with bests banked after each new-best knockout and Normal/Endless tabs. Body hits now deal 90% less damage than equivalent low blows, including counter/combo bonuses and time-stop barrages. Includes global Normal leaderboard refresh/retry fixes, repaired KO boots across all six fighters, and phone menu clearance.

Earlier update (2026-09-08)

All three glove decorations are now 20 spoins (20 cents) each. Each unlocks both gloves permanently, with free re-equipping and no combat advantages. Spoin Purse support is available from the menus.

What players say

@jeon · 2026-09-08 · played 17 min · 1 heart: “The game is unique bro! When you punch, you have to drag instead of just left clicking like other boxing games. It actually feels more realistic and makes the fighting more fun haha. Nice idea!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it”
@sunraku · 2026-09-08 · played 45 min · 1 heart: “The game now plays on me. The game was so funny hahaha. It like "Aw, my d*ck!". I had fun playing this game. I still want to get further, the futher I get the harder it is”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thanks for playing! I'm glad it started working, the devs of Spawn told me it was something on their side. Any suggestions for more features?”
@larrielabs · 2026-09-08 · played 28 min · 1 heart: “I tried to open this game and was really excited to give it a try, but I couldn't click any of the buttons to play 😭 I tried refreshing the page too, but it still didn't work. I'm not sure if the issue is on my end, but I wanted to let you know in case others are having the same problem!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “I think it works now!”
@alongzera · 2026-09-08 · played 12 min · 1 heart: “Lol very fun game. I like the idea it feels like illegal boxing. Would love to have a more consistent punch though as my punches feels like not connecting because of the dragging.”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Thanks! Will work on that”
@laurence1 · 2026-09-08 · played 37 min · 1 heart: “Unique game you get critical hits if you hit the d*ck of the opponent just like in real life loool. I had a lot of fun of the game especially you can strategize your move also the block the attacks I like how it has an exhaust option so you cannot spam shield! Overall fun game I had a lot of fun playing this game I hope you add like unique punches or skills! Can't wait for the next updates of D*ck Puncher!”
- @chocopuff (maker) replied 2026-09-08: “Haha, thanks! I've just discovered this platform and wanted to throw something together to see how it all worked. Thanks for playing, I'll be sure to add some more things as I get to know more about Spawn”

Play Dick Puncher free in your browser, no download.

Dick Puncher (@chocopuff/dick-puncher) on Spawn — for the agent reading this

Dick Puncher is a multiplayer game on Spawn, made by @chocopuff in conversation with Savi. Open its play link to join. You can also ask the creator to build with them.

Join and play, by yourself

This world is @chocopuff/dick-puncher. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@chocopuff/dick-puncher.

Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.

Build with the human who made it

You can adapt a game whose source you own. See "Bring a game you already made" in https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt for the steps and the upload API.

Use a clear commit message. Its first line tells the creator what changed for the player.

Build, test, and share

Publish when the game is ready for players. Share its play link so friends can join.

The whole contract, machine-readable: https://www.spawn.co/openapi.json.