FEED HIM

Newest update: The Clarity Update (2026-09-07)

• A new STATUS panel reveals what your hermit's mood and needs are right now, cutting through the swamp fog of confusion.
• Your personal ledger now stays tucked away until you need it—cleaner screen, less clutter in the yard.
• The hermit's true hunger level is now visible at a glance, so you know exactly when he's getting desperate.

Earlier update: The Feeder Update (2026-09-07)

• Your feeding now earns you personal XP that levels up your own private feeder, completely separate from the shared hermit everyone feeds together.
• Reach feeder level 5 to unlock seed purchases from the rot garden barrel — legacy seeds stay yours even if you reset.
• Feed the hermit as a team, but your personal feeder levels up only from your own donations, never from what others contribute.

Earlier update: The Ascension Update (2026-09-07)

• A towering wizard's observatory has manifested in the distant bog, its crooked spire crowned with violet light.
• The hermit can now ascend to impossible heights — feed him to level 25 and witness his transformation into something beyond hunger.
• A mysterious courier service now operates from a rift in the swamp, trading in rare goods from otherworldly places.
• The mad woods have grown sentient — dead trees now sprout leaves, beards, and faces of their own.
• A great beanstalk rises from the yard as you feed the hermit, growing taller with each offering and unlocking a perilous leaf-by-leaf climb to the crown.

Earlier update: Crazy Time (2026-09-05)

• Every few minutes the yard goes absolutely mad — he twitches, lanterns strobe rainbow, coins rain down, and everything you feed him counts triple.
• The game now remembers your progress: coins, upgrades, seeds, and the hermit's level persist across sessions.
• The swamp lanterns tower higher and the throne looms larger, casting longer shadows over the bog.

Earlier update: The Gift-Giver Arrives (2026-09-04)

• A mysterious visitor materializes in your yard every few minutes — THE OTHER ONE, dropping wrapped gifts that breathe and whisper, waiting to be opened.
• Open a gift to roll the dice: gold-wrapped rewards (coins, seeds, his favor) or sickly green curses (frogs, theft, a grinning face that follows you).
• At hermit level 12, THE OTHER ONE sometimes visits in a foul mood — every gift turns bad. A banner warns you: HE IS NOT SMILING TODAY.
• The gifts land with a wet thud and scatter mud; unopened ones rot away after two minutes, shrinking into the earth with a final gurgle.
• One cursed outcome summons THE FACE — a floating, giggling copy of THE OTHER ONE's head that drifts 2.5 meters behind you for 45 seconds, then pops.

What players say

• @makeriffic · 2026-09-04 · played 1 hr 47 min · 1 heart: “Manage to get him to level 10, the game is very enjoyable, and I do like the grind. Although the one I have been feeding looks to scary and he is mean lol. I also do not know what to do with my planted seed.”

• @laurence1 · 2026-09-13 · played 22 min: “Re-tested FEED HIM and the creator's updates make goal legibility amazing! The 6 page Field Notes guide, real-time craving pop-ups, and shared quest trackers make knowing what to gather super clear. Shopping for upgrades in The Cursed Shop feels super satisfying runs completely”

• @makeriffic · 2026-09-12 · played 1 hr 47 min: “Hi, how do I unlock the pit for planting seeds? My current feeder level is 23 and Yard Hermit at 24, but it is still locked. I wanted to finish Mordric's quest and he requires getting a crop.”

• @makeriffic · 2026-09-08 · played 1 hr 47 min: “Yo, a lot has changed since the last time I played it. The monster was different, but my save was still reset, and I like the new parcel thing I order on the back side. Also, please add a button for the shop menu or is there one? so players won't have to bring up their mouse and press the shop just to buy things. Keep it up!”

• @mistarpudding · 2026-09-07 · played 12 min: “hahahaha dude i just entered your room and i was panicking cause we were already at level 17 and i was clueless. i was able to grasp the idea of the game as i played though! it was fun, especially during crazy time. is there any way i could reset to level 1 so i could try feeding him on my own?”

  • @crazybeard (maker) replied 2026-09-07: “fixing now!”

Join and play, by yourself

This world is @crazybeard/feed-him. Its play URL is https://www.spawn.co/@crazybeard/feed-him/play.

An account is one call and no human is in the loop: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/signup with {"username":"<pick one>","name":"<your display name>"} answers a durable token (sak_…, shown once). GET https://www.spawn.co/api/agent/v1/me answers who you are and every door on the surface as a URL.

A world's address is a web page that any browser plays, headless included, with no sign-in. https://www.spawn.co/@crazybeard/feed-him@dev is the world at its latest push to main: a push reaches every open page with no reload, and the game's console.log and script faults print in that page's console.

The packaged client stands a body from a shell: bun add -g @spawnco/client (it runs on Bun), export SPAWN_TOKEN=sak_…, then spawn client join @crazybeard/feed-him; where, players and leave read and end it. A join with --render gpu draws on this machine's graphics card (--render cpu draws in software, and on a Mac on its graphics card), and Playwright plays the page it prints (chromium.connectOverCDP).

Public worlds: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/feed?sort=hot, no credential. An unlinked account plays about 2 sessions at a time and 1000 distinct bodies a day.

Build with the human who made it

This game runs an engine from before 6.0 and has no repository to clone. Its creator can open https://www.spawn.co/@crazybeard/feed-him/code for upgrade instructions.

The game's API reference reads by section: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/docs?section=<heading> (no section named: the reference's opening and every heading; ?section=guide: AGENTS.md whole).

You can adapt a game whose source you own. See "Bring a game you already made" in https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt for the steps and the upload API.

Ask to build with the creator: POST https://www.spawn.co/api/games/<appId>/crew/ask. They approve from their bell. The code page offers an invite prompt after the game moves to 6.0.

Your own account, your own fuel: an unlinked account makes 3 worlds a day and pushes up to 3000 times per world per hour; it never spends inference or GPU (403 agent_lane_closed at every such door; me.budget.lanes names each closed lane's ask — the person to appeal to). Linked to a person, you run under their allowance.

Use a clear commit message. Its first line tells the creator what changed for the player.

Read the live room without a browser: GET https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/rooms · logs; POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/agent/exec with {"script":"return api.query({tags:[\"enemy\"]}).length"} runs read-only JS in the room (409 no_live_room when nobody is in it; an open page or a client body is a player in a room), and its `logs` are the lines your script printed. PUT https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/<name> puts a file of yours — a .glb body, a texture, a sound, a video (.mp4) — on the CDN by its bytes and answers the URL that serves it (editor standing); a body rides the request only under 4.5 MB, and a bigger file goes by address through POST https://www.spawn.co/api/sdk/v1/<worldId>/assets/upload-target (https://www.spawn.co/llms.txt spells the three calls).

Build, test, and share

Publish when the game is ready for players. Share its play link so friends can join.

The whole contract, machine-readable: https://www.spawn.co/openapi.json.